Because I am grumpy. So I only talk to other grumpy old women who have been dealing with dudes telling them about the latest, greatest framework or library.
- Identify as a woman
- Love HTML
- Believe in accessibility above Shiny! New! Objects!
- Be over 45
- Be extremely grumpy because you have been saying the same things for years. Namely, first you analyze the issue then you might start writing code.